||[Aug. 22nd, 2009|06:42 am]
Panel 1- Today I
fell over and over again until I wanted to kill myself practiced jumping off walls with my Grapple Claw to reach new places! I think I got pretty good at it, and I managed to get the Serpent Staff!
Panel 2- This blue giant guy up on the surface is said to be weak to the Serpent Staff, so I used it to finally kill him!
Panel 3- And whet to I win for killing him? A FEATHER!! F-YES I CAN DOUBLE JUMP LIKE CRAZY HIGH HNNGG
Panel 4- Then I thought, there's only ONE THING to do now, with all these new items... ...
[insert your own witty pick-up line here]
"Hey babe, wanna play Konami Tennis?"
"I know a really hot place we can hang."
"I'd like to warp to YOUR number."
My job is done here.
"Hey bowlgirl baby! What's your favorite precious metal? Mine's chocolate!"